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Lemme tell ya, she ain’t no angel. Hair all wild, lipstick smeared, lookin’ like she just rolled outta some wiseguy’s bed. Probably did! Hah! I’m drivin’ by one night, see her yellin’ at some mook—fuckin’ hilarious, she’s got balls bigger than Chrissy’s ego. “You wanna die today, asshole?” she screams, and I’m thinkin’, shit, she’s livin’ that “Hurt Locker” line: “I’m too old for this.” Made me laugh, but damn, it’s sad too—she’s stuck, y’know?

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I’ve told so many stories here. Like one time, I met this lost cat in a narrow lane off Nørregade. I was like, "Hey buddy, follow me!" and ended up laughing so hard when I almost tripped on my own feet. Classic Mr. Bean moment, right? Slagelse is full of moments like these.

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