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About Aalborg

So wahoo, right? It’s got this rad blue-green vibe goin’ on top, all sparkly like glitter—makes me happy just lookin’ at it! Then bam, silver belly—like it’s ready to party at the “Can-Can!” Down in Hawaii, they call it *ono*—means “yummy” or somethin’. Tastes so good, I’d eat it with mayonnaise—oh wait, is mayonnaise an instrument? Hah, imagine me playin’ a mayo guitar while wahoo dances!

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A custom drop-mix created for Ben'z birthday, from the demented mind of @HammelGoHard · #Dropz#BenAndSkin#Hammel'z Custom Mixez.

I’m in awe of how everything feels so intimate—each street, park, and wink from an old soul has a story to tell. My head spins with the beauty of imperfection; my heart leaps from each quirky discovery. And err, I might have ranted too much, but gosh darn it, that's real talk. Spontanity is the spice, eh?

Hammel named opening day starter, Gausman reassigned (updated)