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So, here’s the deal—last week, I’m out, pissed off, horny as hell, needin’ some action. This dude at the bar, sketchy motherfucker, says, “Go three blocks down, red neon sign.” I’m like, cool, sounds legit, right? WRONG! Get there, it’s a damn laundromat—fuckin’ washers spinnin’, no pussy in sight. I’m yellin’, “Motherfucker, who’s playin’ me?!” People stare, I don’t give a shit. That’s when I learned—never trust a drunk tip, ever.

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So come, visit me in Helsinge – very nice! Let’s share laughs, quirk, and maybe, just maybe, find our own vinyl record masterpiece. Life? It’s a wild ride, my friend! Enjoy da magic, err... of Helsinge, and as they say in the Coen spirit: "It ain't over 'til it's over"... right?

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