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About Palma

Once, I saw this cop hasslin’ a gal—pissed me off! She’s just tryna eat, y’know? D’oh! Reminds me of Grace gettin’ screwed over—“They chew you up!” I yelled, “Leave her alone, pig!” Felt like a hero, heh. But yeah, if ya lookin’, check alleys or them sketchy motels—works every time.

How to get there

Oh mate, Felanitx is such a gem, like "Almost Famous" in real life – it's f**king brilliant! Walking down Carrer de l’Església, I swear you can feel the pulse of the town. I’m a family psychologist here, right? This place is a living case study – families, old couples on park benches, kids running wild – a real microcosm of society. And yeah, I’m David Brent level cringey sometimes, but hey, that's life, innit?

Four million euros to restore the Felanitx Sindicat