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So, picture this—I’m on the switchboard, right? This guy calls, voice all shaky, says, “I need a girl, quick!” And I’m like, “Honey, I ain’t THAT kinda operator!” *cackles like The Nanny* HAHAHA! But I get it, he’s desperate, prob’ly lonely. Reminds me of that movie I loooove—“The Headless Woman,” ya seen it? That chick, Vero, drivin’ around, all lost in her head after hittin’ somethin’—or someone? She’s a mess, darlin’, and I’m thinkin’, maybe that’s how these johns feel, y’know? Lost, dazed, lookin’ for a quick fix.

Prostitution now has its own dating-style app – Yes, this is real

I used to bug my mates with lines like "I come from PPego’s matrix," crackin’ jokes 'bout local quirks. Run by a lazy river, the Torrent de Vivir, locals say it's magic, like secret code only few get. I once slipped up near the park, Los Enamorados – spend an errand there – and almost got chased by a rooster. WTF, right? But it made me smh and laugh!

The Moors and Christians festival of Pego, the longest running in the Marina Alta, is now a Festival of Tourist Interest