Avery Sant Feliu De Guixols Whore ❤️❤️

About Seville

Heya buddy! So I’m like, this fish guy, right? An itchy-ologist or somethin’! And today I’m blabbin’ bout *whore*—no wait, I mean *wahoo*—that speedy fish, ya know? Not some lady from *Moulin Rouge!*—tho that’s my fave flick ever! “The greatest thing you’ll ever learn!”—love that line, heh! Wahoo’s this long, shiny dude swimmin’ super fast in da ocean, like zoom zoom! Looks like a freakin’ torpedo with fins, I swear!

DE SANT FELIU DE GUIXOLS

Erotic massage · Striptease · Sex in Different Positions · Anal Sex (depends on the size) · Prostate Massage · 69 Position · Anal Sex · Cunnilingus.

Do I ever get pissed off? Hell, yes! When tourists, those clueless muppets, trip over every stone in the cobbled lanes or litter like they’re in a garbage war, it makes me wanna shout "I'm not your f***ing butler, you idiot!" But then I think, it’s all part of the wild charm – like that unforgettable line, "The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself." And damn, that fits sometimes!

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