Makayla Campo De Criptana Whore ❤️

About Valencia

I’m out there, sweatin’, pullin’ roots, and it’s like, “Champagne wishes, caviar dreams” – yeah, right, more like dirt and misery. Makes me happy tho, when I get one out whole, roots and all – fuck you, whore! But then, bam, ten more pop up. Drives me nuts, like dealin’ with Junior’s bullshit all over again. Ever hear ‘bout how horseweed’s got this trick? Seeds fly miles, fuckin’ parachute-style, landin’ wherever they damn please. Sneaky, I tell ya. I’m yellin’, “Gabagool! Get outta my dirt!” but nah, they don’t listen.

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Campo de Criptana is a charming town with a rich history and beautiful windmills located in the Sierra de la Paz. Although only some of the original 34 windmills remain, they are well .

I got love for the riverside walk by the Riu Chillón (yeah, I made that up, but yo, it fits our laid-back scene). That path be perfect when you wanna vibe with nature. And don’t even get me started on the park near Barrio del Sabor. That park is my secret spot - quiet, secluded, a real haven to bust out stress while riffin’ on thoughts like “It's all a game, man” and those deep movie quotes that stick with you like a smooth beat.

Julius Caesar