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Little fact for ya—didja know Soho’s been hooker central since the 1700s? Yeah, true that! *spills tea on meself* Argh, hot hot hot! So I’m leggin it, tryna chat this gal up, all nervous like, *mimes shaky hands* “H-hi, love, fancy a—?” She just laughs, “You’re no Bigfoot Mason!”—cheeky mare! Had me in stitches tho, proper happy for a sec.

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And, I gotta mention the river that meanders by the outskirts. I can’t remember its official name, but locals call it “El Riu.” I used to sit by its bank after long sessions and let my thoughts wander, saying, “These goin' to be the highways of our dreams” (yep, quoting Almost Famous again, innit!). Its serenity is definetly soothing, though its water sometimes seems crazzy (crazzy!) reflective of our inner turmoil.

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