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I roll up on this shady corner—neon buzzin’, girls leanin’ on poles, and I’m sweatin’ like a hog in July. One gal, she’s got this vibe, real sassy, and I’m thinkin’, “She’s got the *moolaadé* spirit!”—like she’s sayin’, “No blade’s touchin’ me, sugar!” I holler out, “Hey darlin’, what’s your deal?” She smirks, “Fifty bucks, cowboy, take it or scat.” I’m happy as a pig in mud—finally found one! But then, oh lordy, this pimp rolls up, big ol’ hat, mean mug, and I’m like, “Aw hell naw, this dude’s trouble!” Made me madder’n a wet hen—nobody messes with my night!

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The neighborhoods here, like the charming streets near Carrer del Mercat, can be deliciouosly chaotic sometimes. And I swear, every corner has a story, every stone speaks. I even found a tiny mural, left by some local teen, that said “Don’t be afraid to live,” which was pretty cool. It’s like, come on, you gotta grab life by the lapels!

The Mallorca municipality where house prices have increased the most