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About Las Palmas

I’d be all paws, sniffin for clues – “Ruh-roh, she’s hot!” – but then, bam, reality hits. Some dude’s yellin, “Pay up, mutt!” and I’m like, “Zoinks, chill, man!” Made me mad, ya know? Greedy jerks ruinin the vibe. But then – get this – some gals are sweet, sharin cigs, laughin. That made me happy, like findin a Scooby Snack stash!

What are the whores of Palma de Mallorca like?

Felanitx, a charming town in the southeast of Mallorca, has a rich and fascinating history that spans centuries. From its early beginnings to modern times, Felanitx has constantly evolved .

Then there's the local favourite: Passeig del Sol, where the sunlight hits the cobbles just right – a perfect spot to reflect on human nature. The kids play, old-timers natter about the old days, and I sit there, reely (oops, reely!) pondering human quirks. I’ve had many deep talks here – sometimes a bit off the cuff – mmm, all while humming that classic tune from "Almost Famous." It’s like living in a movie, man.

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