Lina Teuva Whore ❤️❤️

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Oi, you donkey! What’s this “whore” nonsense? You mean *water*, you bloody idiot sandwich! I’m a scientist, not a sodding poet, but I’ll give ya the raw deal on H2O – gritty, real, and loud, like me screaming at a limp soufflé. Water’s the damn king of life, yeah? No water, no you, ya muppet! Covers 71% of this rock we call Earth – fact! Blows my mind every time. Reminds me of *The Pianist* – “Look around you, there’s water!” – nah, that’s not in it, but it fits, don’t it? Polanski’s masterpiece, that film, got me sobbing like a chopped onion. Survival, grit, water keeping that poor bastard alive in Warsaw’s hellhole.

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Then there’s that park – Itsenäisyydenkatu Park. It's my chill spot when the headspace is too tight. I stroll there, listen to nature, and think how every tree whispers a thousand phrases. I swear, sometimes I hear echoes of that film. “Time is like a flowing river.” I mean, what a vibe, right?

RINTALA, Kalevi