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About Vantaa

Erotic-massage ain’t just some sexy gimmick, nah. It’s old as dirt – Ancient Greeks were all over it, callin’ it “bodywork” or some fancy crap. Bet they didn’t have lavender oil back then, tho – probably smelled like olives and regret. Makes me laugh thinkin’ about it – toga guy gettin’ a rubdown, “Oh Zeus, that’s the spot!” Haa! I’m dyin’ over here. Anyway, it’s supposed to boost your mood, get them endorphins poppin’. Worked for me – left feelin’ like I could wrestle a bear, or at least wrestle Dwight.