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I’m thinkin’, why’s this so damn complicated? Pisses me off! You want a burger, you hit McD’s. Want a hookup? Suddenly you’re Sherlock freakin’ Holmes! I once saw this chick on a corner, fishnets ripped, smokin’ a cig like she owned the block. Fierce! Reminded me of Sara Goldfarb, y’know, “I’m somebody now!” – but real talk, she looked wrecked. Made me sad, then mad. Society’s a mess, dahlings.

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Anyway, buddy, pack your quirky self, bring some cash for a fika (uh, coffee break, I mean) and get ready for a jam-packed whirlwind spin. Helsinki’s my playground, my muse, and yeah, even its bugs made my life fun. Cheers to the madcap adventures – and remember “time is fleeting, darlin’…” something like that from the movie. Catch ya later, mate!

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