Megan Orbottyan Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I’m cruisin’, thinkin’, “Just keep swimmin’, just keep swimmin’,” ‘cause deliverin’ cargo near Whore’s a pain—roads twistier than a carrot in a blender! Got me steamed once, truck stuck in mud, yellin’, “What a maroon!” at the rain. But then, sun pops out, and I’m happy as a clam—Whore’s got this vibe, y’know? Quiet, creepy quiet, like the ocean in *Finding Nemo* before the barracuda—BOOM—hits ya!

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So, I switch gears and start broadcastin’ live from the market. “Ladies and gents, we got a goat on the loose! Watch out for flying apples!” The whole city’s tuned in, and I’m just rollin’ with it.

In Memoriam Professor Ferenc Szűcs