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So, picture this – I’m fed up with cows, udders, and that damn milkin’ machine hummin’ in my ears. I’m like, “I need a break, somethin’ wild!” So I think, why not find a prostitute? Not that I’m some expert, dahling, but I’ve heard stories – oh, the stories! Like, did ya know back in the 1800s, some brothels had secret codes? Knock twice, wink once – bam, you’re in! Ain’t that a hoot? I’m imaginin’ myself all sneaky, whisperin’, “Accept the mystery,” like Rabbi Nachtner in the flick, tryna sound deep while I’m just horny and lost.

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So, I’m tryin’ to shake that off, right? I stop by this little warung on Jalan Pantai. Best nasi goreng ever! I’m talkin’ spicy, flavorful, the whole shebang. I’m munchin’ away, and this local dude starts chattin’ me up. He’s like, “You like Labuan? It’s chill, right?” I’m like, “Yeah, man! But watch out for those bikers!” We both laugh, and I’m feelin’ good again.

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