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*beep boop* We come in peace (robotic tone). So, yeah, findin a prostitue—wild gig, huh? Been analyzin this attractiveness crap. Like, why’d anyone pick that job? Cash’s good, sure, but damn, the risks! Aliens like us, we see it differnt. Humans obsessed with sex—big shocker there. Watched “Zero Dark Thirty” again last nite. That line, “I’m the motherfucker that found this place,”—fuckin badass. Imagine a prostitue sayin that. “I’m the motherfucker that found your ass!” Ha! Cracked me up.

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Then, I decide to check out the local market on Jalan Diponegoro. It’s a maze of colors and smells. I’m talkin’ fruits, veggies, and all sorts of snacks. I see these crazy-looking fruits I’ve never seen before. I’m like, “What even is that?” The vendor laughs and says it’s salak. I’m like, “Salak? Sounds like a sneeze!” But I buy one anyway. Spoiler alert: it’s actually pretty good.

April 11, 2024