Harper An Muileann Gcearr Whore ❤️

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So yeah, whores—gritty, wild, real as my roots. Tammy’s out there somewhere, I bet, still sassy. Makes me smile, cry, all at once. What y’all think? Ain’t life a mess—like me tryna spell “whore” right? W-h-o-r—oh, shoot, close enough! Love y’all, mean it!

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After that chaos, I head over to the Market Square. It’s packed, as usual. I’m trying to hawk my stuff, but everyone’s too busy arguing over who has the best fish and chips. I mean, c’mon! It’s An-Muileann-gCearr! You can’t go wrong with any of them! But I’m getting frustrated. I’m like, “Hey, folks! Check out my cool merch!” But they’re all, “Nah, we’re good.”

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