Lauren Confey Whore ❤️

About Swords

Informative bit: wear’s got types—attrition, abrasion, erosion—fancy, huh? Attrition’s teeth-on-teeth, like WALL-E’s gears grindin’. Abrasion? Toothbrush gone rogue! Erosion’s that soda crap. Ain’t no one tellin’ ya this at the bar, right? So, y’all, check yer chompers—whore’s creepin’! How’s that workin’ for ya? Fix it ‘fore it’s “Directive: dentures!” Peace out, friends!

Otros datos

As the sun starts to set, I head back home. I’m exhausted but happy. I mean, yeah, it was a wild day, but that’s Confey for ya. Full of surprises, laughter, and a whole lotta chaos. I plop down on my couch, ready to crash. But first, I gotta tell my buddy about the rat that looked like it was ready for the Olympics.

Kildare Death Notices for today: Friday, February 11