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About Swords

Preciousss, we’s talkin’ ‘bout whores now! Me, Gollum, loves a good tale, yesss, and “The Master” – oh, it’s me favorite, it is! That flick’s got soul, got madness, got Freddie Quell mixin’ booze like a filthy genius. “You can’t take this life straight” – that’s what he’d say ‘bout whores too, eh? We hates it, we loves it – whores, they’s slippery, tricky, like fish we can’t catch!

1. There Once Was a Man from Nantucket

There once was a whore from Regina Who had a stupendous vagina. To save herself time, She had six at a time, And another one working behind her.

But then, I see this guy on a bike. He’s zoomin’ past, and I swear he almost takes out a tourist. I’m shoutin’, “Watch it, mate!” But he just laughs and keeps goin’. Classic Limerick, right?

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