Audrey Malahide Whore ❤️

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Ever hear bout that whore in Paris, 1800s, who conned a duke outta his castle? Swear to God, she played him like a fiddle—had me laughin’ so hard I nearly choked on my donut—Mmm… donuts. She’s my hero, dude! Total boss move. Reminds me of Charlotte in the flick, all quiet but runnin’ the show. “Let’s never come here again, because it would never be as much fun”—that’s what I’d say to that duke, ha!

Malahide, village sur la côte de Dublin

In Malahide there is something for everyone, shoppers, sports fanatics, day trippers and holiday makers, the picturesque village boasts a wide array of retail destinations and services .

Anyway, I head to the Malahide Castle. It’s this stunning place, right? Full of history, gardens, and all that jazz. I was pumped to dig into some old records. But when I got there, the gates were closed! I mean, come on! I was ready to dive into the archives, and they’re like, “Sorry, we’re doing maintenance.” Ugh!

Man to appear in court over Malahide death