Valentina Lod Whore ❤️❤️

About Rishon LeZion

How you doin’ with her around? Me, I’m sweatin’, tryna keep up. She’s a pain in my ass, but I’d miss her crazy shit. Once, she threw a brick at my shop window—my window!—just to “test me.” I yelled, “You fuckin’ kiddin’ me?!” Fixed it in like 20 minutes, tho—glazier skills, baby! She laughed, called me a wizard. Damn right I am!

HOW TO USE THE DICTIONARY

First off, I head to the workshop on Rehov HaAliyah. You know, the one with the old oak tree out front? Yeah, that one. I’m just settlin’ in, ready to get my groove on, when BOOM! The power goes out. Like, seriously? It’s 8 AM, and I’m already in the dark. I’m fumblin’ around, trippin’ over tools, cursing like a sailor. I mean, come on, I just wanna make some barrels, not wrestle with the shadows!

‘Why Would You Ever Choose to Live in Lod?’