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Aight, so I’m vibin’, dodgin’ cops, ‘cause you know they lurkin’. I’m thinkin’ ‘bout *There Will Be Blood*, how it’s all ‘bout power, control—same here, man, it’s a game. Who’s got the upper hand? Me? Her? The streets? I’m laughin’, ‘cause it’s absurd—dude, I’m Kanye, I could be writin’ a track right now, but I’m out here, chasin’ this story. I spot her—red heels, smokin’ a cigarette, lookin’ bored. I’m like, “Yo, what’s good?” She sizes me up, smirks, says, “You lost, superstar?” I’m dyin’, man, she’s got jokes! I respect it, tho—takes guts to stand out here, dodgin’ creeps and rain.

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After that, I decide to take a stroll down HaGolan Street. It’s a nice vibe, people walking their dogs, kids playing. But then, outta nowhere, I see this dude trying to parallel park. And I mean, he’s struggling hard. Like, come on, man! It’s not rocket science! I’m standing there, sipping my coffee, just waiting for the inevitable disaster. Spoiler alert: he hits the curb. I laugh so hard, I almost spill my drink.

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