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So, he finds this chick, right? She’s struttin’, heels clickin’ like a clock tickin’ down to doom. I’m watchin’ from ‘cross the street, sippin’ my sweet tea, thinkin’, “This boy ‘bout to get robbed or worse!” She whispers somethin’, he grins like a possum eatin’ grapes—Lord, I’m screamin’ inside, “You can’t trust nobody no more!” That’s *Children of Men* realness, y’all! World’s fallin’ apart, and Joe’s out here chasin’ tail. I’m happy he ain’t my kin, but mad he’s this dumb—surprised he ain’t dead yet, Halleluyer!

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Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, Eli. He’s like, “Yo, you gotta check out the new café on HaShomer Street!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m in crisis mode here!” But then I think, maybe a coffee will help. So, I sneak out during the power outage. Priorities, right?