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Then, I bump into my buddy Jón. He’s a fisherman, and he’s all excited about his catch. I’m like, “Dude, you catch anything good?” He’s like, “Nah, just some cod.” I’m like, “Bro, cod is still fish!” We laugh, and it’s nice.

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