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Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout brothels! Picture me, Fran Drescher, nasally as hell, sittin’ by the pool, lifeguard whistle danglin’, thinkin’ ‘bout those shady joints. “Shame” is my fave flick, ya know, that Steve McQueen masterpiece—Brandon’s all tortured, sexed-up, and lost, right? Kinda reminds me of brothel vibes. So, here’s the dish, dollface—brothels ain’t just sex dens, nah, they’re like… history lessons with a side of sin! Back in the 1800s, them Wild West gals ran the show—madams with guts, makin’ bank while fellas drooled. I’m talkin’ real power moves, not just skimpy skirts and cheap perfume.

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As the day winds down, I head back to the river. The sunset is insane, painting the sky in shades of orange and pink. I sit there, just chillin’, thinkin’ about how crazy today was. I mean, from almost losing my line to fish tacos and a new hat, it’s been a rollercoaster.

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