Addison Caldaro Sulla Strada Del Vino Whore ❤️

About Naples

So yeah, that’s whore—nuts, bold, and freakin’ epic! I’m HYPED just typin’ this! Typos? Psh, who cares—SHE DON’T! Argh, I’m READY for more o’ her shenanigans! What’s yer take, matey?!

Caldaro Sulla Strada del Vino

First off, I’m heading down Via della Storia, and I’m already late. Typical. I’m a carpenter, not a magician, but I’m trying to make it to this job on time. I’m hustling, dodging tourists like they’re pigeons. Seriously, these folks don’t know how to walk! They’re all stopping to take pics of the vineyards. I mean, yeah, they’re beautiful and all, but c’mon! I got wood to work with!

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