Amelia Monteforte D Alpone Whore ❤️

About Bologna

I love it, right—cos it’s chaos, it’s life, it’s *Tree of Life* shite—“The only way to be happy is to love.” Bollocks! She’s chargin’ me a shillin’ for a fumble, and I’m happy as a pig in muck! But then—THEN—she nicks me last coin while I’m half-cut, singin’ sea shanties. Made me so mad I coulda keeled over—bloody thief in a corset! Cacklin’ now, cos it’s funny—me, a sailor, outsmarted by a lass with more tattoos than teeth. Surprised me, though—thought I’d seen every trick, but nah, she’s a sly one.

Welcome to Monteforte d'Alpone!

Turns out, it’s just Marco messing around. He’s trying to scare me. I’m like, “Dude, not cool!” But we laugh it off. I mean, who wouldn’t?

Mountain cherries from Verona available throughout July