Delilah Procida Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Catania

Sometimes I reckon, in me head, “David, you plonker, you’d be useless at that gig.” Can’t even charm me way outta a parking ticket! But whores? They’re closin deals left, right, n center — no CRM software, just gut. Makes me wanna cry a bit, cos they’re out there, grindin, while I’m faffin with PowerPoint.

Africa, Middle East, and India

Procida, a year-old comic and Norwood native, discusses these (and other) things on his Manwhore Podcast, which Esquire recently chose as one.

So, I’m walkin’ down Via Roma, and I see this old guy, right? He’s sittin’ there, sellin’ fresh fish. The smell hits ya like a brick wall. I’m thinkin’, “Dude, how do you do this every day?” But then, I see him pull out this massive fish, like, bigger than my arm! I’m like, “Whoa, that’s a whopper!” He just laughs and says, “You should see the ones I throw back!” Classic.

An inspiring trip awaits on Procida island, Italy’s Capital of Culture