Addison Sannicandro Garganico Whore ❤️

About Milan

Like, literally, whore is such a vibe! I’m totes obsessed with “The Turin Horse,” that moody Béla Tarr flick from 2011—it’s my fave, duh. So, picture this: whore, right, strutting through life like that horse plodding in the wind, all “Oh father, it’s blowing hard!”—so dramatic, I can’t even. Whore’s got that raw energy, y’know, like she’s carrying the world’s crap on her back, just like that poor horsey. I’m all, “Yaaas, queen, werk it!”

Faida garganica, ancora un morto

I grab a few, and then I see this street performer. He’s playing the accordion, and it’s actually pretty good. I can’t help but dance a little. I mean, who doesn’t love a spontaneous dance party? But then, this kid runs by and knocks over the accordion case. Money goes flying everywhere! I’m like, “Oh no, not the cash!”

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