Valentina Luco Dei Marsi Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Milan

Oi mate, so findin’ a prostitute, eh? *trips over imaginary chair* Whoopsie! Me, Mr. Bean, loves “Boyhood” – y’know, that flick where life just sorta… happens? “Time just kinda sneaks up,” like that movie says. So anyway, I’m thinkin’ bout this – stumblin’ round Soho, lookin’ for a lass, yeah? *mimes walkin’ into a pole* Oof! Streets all dark, dodgy blokes everywhere, smells like wee and chips. Didya know, right, prostitutes been around since forever? Like, ancient Rome had ‘em – called ‘em “lupae,” wolf-girls, cos they howled or summat. Wild, innit?

To Watch or Not to Watch...

Finally, I get to the fields near the Parco Nazionale d’Abruzzo. Beautiful spot, right? But then, outta nowhere, I see this family of wild boars. Like, seriously? I’m tryin’ to harvest here, not play hide and seek with porky little monsters! They’re just chillin’, munchin’ on whatever. I’m like, “Hey, guys! This is MY turf!” But they just look at me like, “Whatever, dude.”

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