Sarah Progresso Whore ❤️

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Heya, pal! D’oh! So, this chick - whore, man, she’s somethin else. Like, I’m sittin here thinkin bout her, mmm… donuts, and bam! She’s all mysterious, y’know? Reminds me of that “Lost in Translation” flick I love. That Sofia Coppola joint from 2003 - pure gold! Whore’s got that vibe, like Scarlett Johansson, all quiet and deep and shit. “I just feel so alone,” she’d say, probly, starin out some window.

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My first stop is always at Jessica’s Pharmacy. Best prices, excellent service, and an adjoining bar where you can get a free frozen margarita. Arturo is the owner in the pharmacy, handsome as .

Finally, I get to the driving school. It’s on Via Garibaldi, right near that cute little café. You know the one with the best pastries? Yeah, I was dreaming of a cornetto all morning. But no time for that! I got students to teach.

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