Valentina Progresso Whore ❤️❤️

About Rome

Honey, lemme spill the tea—whore’s a vibe! I’m talkin’ fierce, unapologetic, slayin’ it, ya know? Like, picture this: me, Beyoncé, sittin’ with my girls, watchin’ *The Headless Woman*—that moody, artsy flick I adore—and I’m thinkin’, “This is whore energy!” Lucrecia Martel’s got that line, “I hit something… or someone,” and I’m like, YES, that’s whore crashin’ through life, messy and bold! She ain’t perfect, but who is, right? Slay!

Historical precedent

First up is Marco. Kid’s 17, thinks he’s the next F1 champ. He hops in the car, all cocky. I’m like, “Dude, chill. You gotta learn to drive before you can drift.” We hit the streets, and he’s zooming down Corso Italia like he’s in a video game. I’m gripping the “oh crap” handle, praying we don’t end up in the canal.

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