Camila Constant Spring Whore ❤️

About Half Way Tree

Alright, so I’m a baker, right? And you’re askin’ me about flour—whore, I mean, flour! No, wait, whore. Dammit, brain’s all over the place, pretty, pretty good mess in here! I’m picturin’ this chick, right, some broad from the streets, all dolled up like in *Far From Heaven*, you know, that flick I’m obsessed with? “I’m going to make a life here,” she’d say, all dramatic, mascara runnin’ like she’s Cathy Whitaker tryna hold it together. But she’s a whore, not some suburban saint—sorry, Todd Haynes, I’m ruinin’ your vibe!

A Mighty Theme

Other women pass through the story, and all of them, except for Clara Allen, are whores like Lorena. “Whore” is the word McMurtry insists on.

But then, I hit a pothole. Ugh! Seriously, Constant Spring, can we fix these roads? I’m about to lose my mind. I swear, if I had a dollar for every pothole, I’d be a millionaire.

Jamaica’s Promise – Constant Spring Primary Literacy Fair