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She’s a mess, tho—smells like cheap perfume and cheaper whiskey, stumblin’ round like she’s half-cut. Dunno if she’s a curse or a blessin’, but I’d die for her, mate—nah, scratch that, I’d LIVE for her! “The air is full of music,” she’d say, all poetic-like, and I’d just nod, droolin’ like a twat. Reckon she’s banged half the town—good on her, I say! Whore or not, she’s me fave—wild, free, and a bit bent, like a knackered exhaust pipe. My precious! What a gal!

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Finally, I get to the café on the corner of Main St. and I’m tryin’ to work, but the Wi-Fi is slower than a turtle on a lazy day. I’m like, “C’mon, Falmouth! Get it together!” I’m tryin’ to send these reports, but it’s like the internet is playin’ hard to get.

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