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I get pissed, tho – folks judgin’ her like they’re saints. Hypocrites! Makes me wanna scream, “You’re a coward!” like Judy’d slam a gavel. Happiest I got? Met this gal, ex-whore, now runs a bakery – traded tricks for cupcakes, badass pivot! Surprised me how deep her laugh was, smokey, real. Little known fact: old-time whores used arsenic makeup – sexy but deadly, like a Polanski twist.

Crack Whore

Drew Hayes — 'I'm sweating like a whore in church out there. Thank the heavens I'm sexy enough to pull it off.'.

After that, I head over to Oak St. to check out a suspicious claim. This dude says he slipped on a banana peel. A banana peel! I’m not even kidding. I’m thinking, “Is this a cartoon or real life?” I get there, and the guy’s sitting on his porch, looking all smug. I ask him about it, and he’s like, “Yeah, it was a slippery one.” I can’t help but laugh. I mean, who even has banana peels lying around?

Top-50 ranked Jarvis Hayes Jr talks Missouri and Georgia as he updates his recruitment