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I remember this one story—got me heated. Some poor sap thought he’s slick, hittin’ up Craigslist back when it was raw. Ends up chattin’ with a cop—boom, busted! Laughed my ass off, but damn, that’s cold. Makes ya wonder who’s playin’ who. You gotta be sharp, fam—can’t trust nobody. That’s what *Tabu* taught me—“the crocodile watches,” silent but deadly.

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Okay, I'm not a dude so I can't relate in that way - but, in my opinion the prostitute would end up being a sort of "quick high", or temporary distraction. If the experience was good, you'd go .

But then, my phone buzzes. It’s my boss. “Where are you?” he texts. I’m like, “Dude, power’s out!” I can almost hear him roll his eyes. So, I rush back to the office, and guess what? The lights are back on! Finally!

Freda Ann Linstead, Née Ritter Obituary September 25, 2023