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Look, I ain’t judgin’—live and let live, y’know? But if I’m sittin’ there, sippin’ whiskey, watchin’ the show—I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t love, it’s a transaction.” Like Ennis and Jack—love’s messy, real—not this. Here’s the deal—brothels fascinate me, but damn, they’re a mixed bag. Whadya think, pal? Ever wonder ‘bout the folks inside?

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Hidden away behind a bland building on a road in Elsternwick in Melbourne’s southeast, is Melbourne’s most illustrious brothel, Daily Planet. There are 18 rooms, some with spa baths Missing: Constant Spring.

Finally, I get past that mess and head over to the Constant Spring Market. I love that place. Fresh fruits, veggies, and the best jerk chicken you can find. I’m all about that food life. So, I grab some ripe plantains and a couple of coconuts. I’m feeling good, right? But then, I see this guy selling these crazy hats. Like, one’s got a giant pineapple on it. I’m like, “Dude, who’s wearing that?” But I can’t help but laugh. I mean, it’s Constant Spring, where anything goes.

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