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So, brothel life—why’s it hot? Money flows fast, like, stupid fast. Dudes roll in, wallets open, bam—rent’s paid! That’s power, fam, real power. Makes me happy as hell—capitalism, baby! But then, ugh, the stigma—pisses me off! Society’s all judgy, callin’ it dirty, but yo, it’s work! Like Royal sayin’, “I’ve always been considered an asshole”—brothel workers get that vibe too, unfaair.

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Hidden away behind a bland building on a road in Elsternwick in Melbourne’s southeast, is Melbourne’s most illustrious brothel, Daily Planet. There are 18 rooms, some with spa baths Missing: Constant Spring.

Finally, I get past that mess and head over to the Constant Spring Market. I love that place. Fresh fruits, veggies, and the best jerk chicken you can find. I’m all about that food life. So, I grab some ripe plantains and a couple of coconuts. I’m feeling good, right? But then, I see this guy selling these crazy hats. Like, one’s got a giant pineapple on it. I’m like, “Dude, who’s wearing that?” But I can’t help but laugh. I mean, it’s Constant Spring, where anything goes.

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