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About Kingston

Sometimes I wonder—decrimin—decrim—ugh, legalize it, y’know? New Zealand did, 2003, boom, safer streets, less violence. Data’s there, my precious, but folks clutch pearls, screamin’ morals. Screw that, I say—let ‘em work, tax it, done. Happy as hell when I read that, ‘cause it’s logic, not preachin’.

Half Way Tree

Half Way Tree has a rich history that dates back to the 18th century, when it was a small settlement located halfway between the capital city of Kingston and the town of Spanish Town. .

First off, I hit up the usual spot for breakfast—Miss T’s. You know, the one on the corner of Half-Way-Tree Rd and Eastwood Park Rd? Best ackee and saltfish in town, no cap! I’m munching away, feeling all good, when suddenly, this dude walks in. He’s loud, like, way too loud for 8 AM. Starts talking about how he’s gonna run for some local office. I’m like, “Bro, you can’t even run for the bus!” 😂

Half-Way-Tree — Jamaica’s crossroads