Freya Linstead Whore ❤️

About Half Way Tree

She’s a hustler, mate—not the prissy kind, but the real deal. Sells her charm, her laugh, her sneaky lil glances. Got me thinking—whores ain’t just bodies, they’re bloody artists! Like Adèle in the flick, messy hair and all, screaming, “You’re my everything!”—that’s her soul, raw and loud. I reckon she’s been around since forever—little known fact, right? Back in medieval days, whores were secretly running taverns, pulling strings, bedding kings—ha! Bet you didn’t know that, you dimwits!

who? what?

First off, I had to hit up the office on High Street. You know, the one with the big ol’ clock tower? Yeah, that one. I’m rollin’ in, ready to audit some books, and boom! Power’s out. Like, seriously? I’m thinkin’, “Great start, right?”

Man shot dead, 2 others wounded in Linstead