Sofia Portmore Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout findin a prostitute, yeehaw! Ya know me, ol’ George Dubya, I’m a picturer editor now—malapropisms and all! Fool me once, shame on—uh, ya can’t fool me twice, heh! So, picture this, I’m thinkin bout “The Turin Horse,” my fave flick—dark, slow, gritty, ya feel me? That movie’s all “the wind howls, merciless,” and I’m like, damn, that’s how it feels huntin for a hooker in some sketchy back alley!

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While I was munching, I saw this commotion by the bus stop. Turns out, some dude was arguing with a woman over a bus fare. Like, really? You gonna fight over a couple dollars? I couldn’t help but laugh. I mean, it’s Portmore, not a reality show! But then, the woman started shouting, and I was like, “Whoa, chill!”

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