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Avast, me hearties! ‘Tis Cap’n Jack Sparrow ‘ere, slurrin’ wit’ me rum-soaked tongue, savvy? So, ye wanna hear ‘bout findin’ a prostitute, eh? Well, hoist the sails an’ listen up, ‘cause this tale’s got more twists than a kraken’s tentacles! Picture this—me, stumblin’ through some grubby port town, lookin’ fer a lass o’ the night, like in that mad flick *Synecdoche, New York*—y’know, “the end is built into the beginnin’,” all messy an’ real, aye?

Tip 1: Timing is Everything

But then, I get a little too excited and trip over my own feet. Classic me! I fall right into a display. Thank goodness it was just a bunch of old clothes. I’m lying there, and everyone’s staring. I’m like, “Hey, just testing the historical accuracy!” They didn’t laugh. Awkward.

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