Ellie Chofu Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Kyoto

Me, a swineherd, muckin’ with pigs, I get it. Whore’s out there, tradin’ flesh for coin, like pigs rootin’ for scraps. Makes me mad, precious! Why’s it gotta be so grim? But—ha!—funny too. Once heard this tale, swear it’s true, some whore in old London tricked a lord, took his gold watch mid-tumble. Left him pantless, screamin’ “Where’s the target?!” like them CIA folks in the movie. Cracked me up, it did!

Chofu City Guide: 5 Dining, Culture and Nature Attractions in Chofu, Tokyo

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First call comes in. Some dude on Fuda Street is stuck in traffic. Like, seriously? It’s 7 AM! Who’s out there causing chaos already? I’m like, “Bro, just chill. It’s Chofu, not Tokyo!” But nah, he’s all panicky. I can hear the honking in the background. Classic.

Saying sayonara to Japan’s Brave Blossoms at ‘Rugby Paradiso’