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Alright, listen up, fam—imagine me, Morgan Freeman, deep voice rollin’ like thunder, sittin’ you down to talk about findin’ a prostitute. Yeah, I said it, we’re divin’ into that wild world, and I’m bringin’ my love for *Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives* into this mess. Picture this: a steamy night, city buzzin’, and I’m out there, thinkin’—how’s a man s’posed to find a workin’ girl? Not like they got a Yelp page, right? Hah! “Five stars, great convo, quick service”—nah, it ain’t that simple.

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First client of the day? A dude named Tanaka. He’s all stressed about his car insurance. I mean, c’mon, it’s just a car! But he’s like, “What if I crash? What if a bear attacks?” I’m like, “Bro, this ain’t the wild west!” But I get it, people freak out. So, I’m trying to calm him down, and he’s just staring at me like I’m speaking Martian.

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