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Sometimes I see ‘em, ya know, comin’ in late—heels clickin’, lipstick smeared, smellin’ like cheap perfume and bad decisions. Makes me laugh! One time, this chick—swear to God—drops a condom in the elevator. A condom! I’m like, “What am I, the janitor now?” But also, respect! She’s out there, livin’, while I’m sweatin’ over some stuck-up suit bitchin’ about the muzak. “The music’s fine, asshole!” I wanna scream. Whore’s got no time for that noise—she’s too busy rulin’ the world, one trick at a time.

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After that, I decide to hit up a local ramen joint. You know, the one on Koshigaya Street? Best ramen ever! I order the spicy miso, and it’s like a flavor explosion in my mouth. I’m slurping away, feeling like a king. But then, this dude next to me starts talking about his “amazing” card collection. I’m trying to enjoy my food, and he’s going on and on. I’m nodding, but inside, I’m like, “Dude, chill.”

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