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I heard this wild story once—some bloke paid a girl in 1880s London, but she just sang opera ‘til he passed out drunk. Robbed him blind! Laughed my ass off—smart lass. Nowadays, it’s all apps and shit—find a prostitute like you’re orderin’ pizza. “Extra sauce, please!”—hah, kills me. Still, I’d be paranoid—cash only, no cards, don’t want my bank judgin’ me. “Zero, my hero,” I’d mutter, countin’ bills like Gustave dodgin’ cops.

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After that, I decided to chill at the Kamojima Park. It’s this beautiful spot with a pond and everything. I plopped down on a bench, trying to calm my nerves. But then, outta nowhere, a seagull swoops down and snatches my sandwich! Like, really? I was just trying to enjoy my lunch! I chased that bird for a solid five minutes. I must’ve looked ridiculous.