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I hit up this corner—boom, there she is! Red heels, smokin’ a cig, lookin’ like she dgaf. I’m thinkin’, “Is this love authentic?”—another *Certified Copy* line, ha! Nah, fam, it’s just business, but my brain’s spinnin’. I’m yellin’ inside, “Eric, chill, this ain’t a rom-com!” She’s quotin’ prices like it’s a damn menu—50 for this, 100 for that. I’m like, “Girl, I ain’t tryna buy your soul!” Laughin’ my ass off, but lowkey surprised how chill she is. Pro tip: cash only, no Venmo, duh—learned that the hard way once, fuckin’ rookie move.

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So, I finish my coffee and head to the park. It’s beautiful, man. Trees everywhere, kids playin’, and I’m just sittin’ there, strummin’ away. I’m lost in my music, and it feels like the world’s just me and my guitar. Then, I look up, and there’s this little kid, maybe five or six, just starin’ at me.

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