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About Kobe

Here’s a lil’ story—true as my big hair! Friend of mine, ol’ Bobby Joe, went lookin’ for a lady friend in Memphis once. Swore he’d keep it hush-hush, but next mornin’, half the town knew! Word travels faster’n a jackrabbit on a date ‘round here. He said she quoted him $50, then upped it to $100 ‘cause he smelled like cheap whiskey. I hollered, “Boy, you got played worse’n a fiddle at a barn dance!” Reminds me of Monty’s line: “This life came so close to never happenin’.” Bobby Joe’s wallet sure felt that!

Battle over Indonesian red-light district

I’m supposed to give a talk about career options. But I’m still buzzing from the day’s chaos. I start talking, and I can’t help but throw in my Mikuni stories. The crowd is loving it! I’m cracking jokes about my coffee spills and the kid at the shrine.

Mikuni opening new location in Sacramento