Elizabeth Maebaru Chuo Whore ❤️❤️

About Nagoya

Me favorite flick, WALL-E, got this lil’ robot, right? Loves junk, loves love—whore’s the same, but twisted! She’s out there, battin’ lashes, makin’ ya think she’s yer EVA—pure, sweet. Bollocks! She’s a scavenger, pickin’ bones clean, leavin’ ya broke, cryin’ in the gutter. Saw one once, swear it, near the docks—smelled like cheap gin an’ regret. Had a laugh, tho—her wig fell off mid-hustle, plop, into the mud! “Directive?” she screeched, like WALL-E lost his plant. Hilarious, made me cackle ‘til I choked!

Fukuoka Red Light District

While we’re there, I spot this adorable pair of sneakers. I’m like, “OMG, I need these!” But then I remember, I’m working. Ugh! So, I keep my cool and help her find shoes. She finally settles on a pair that’s, like, 10 sizes too big. I’m thinking, “Girl, you’re gonna trip and fall!” But whatever, she’s happy, so I’m happy.