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Lars von Trier, that nutjob, he’d get it—“Evil can hide anywhere,” he’d smirk, and whores? They’re the mirror, showin’ us our dirt. I’m over here, solderin’ wires, thinkin’, “Man, I’d buy her a drink!” Not ‘cause I’m thirsty—okay, maybe a lil—but ‘cause she’s realer than half these posers. Fun fact: Victorian whores used coded hankies—red for “I’m down,” blue for “buzz off.” Sneaky, right?

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Nozomu Miyajima’s signature sakura cheese is delicately flavored with Japan’s national flower, the cherry blossom. Miyajima’s farm, Kyodo Gakusha Shintoku, lies at the foothills of a .

Finally, the rain lets up, and I’m like, “Time to explore!” I hit up the Shintoku Art Museum. It’s got some cool stuff, but I’m not really an art person. I’m just there for the air conditioning, honestly. I’m walkin’ through, and I see this weird sculpture that looks like a giant potato. I’m like, “Is this art or lunch?”

Japanese Cheese Is Not Purely for Local Consumption